Phish Planks



kadeart:

Cat Bearding
Dreamworks University (x)

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

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thefrenchgal said: *kicks off door* toOTH WITH NUMbER 4

artphish:

First off MY DOOR WOMAN thank you so much for requesting! XOXO Second of all, IM SORRY I DIN KNW IF YOU MEANT TOOTHLESS OR TOOTHIANA BUT I HAVE BEEN DRAWING TOO MUCH TOOTHLESS SO… Toothiana it is xD Hope you like it!

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

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Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via endangerment)

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lcieheroine:

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I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift

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Comfort you when you’re sad

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We all feel down now and then

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But I’m here if you need me

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pantslesswrock:

beinggayisokay:

Perfect dad is perfect.


“I don’t disrespect how you identify, BUT YOUR CLOTHES FUCKING SUCK.”
onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.
kanapy:

Cover sketch for my new fanbook
austinkleon:


READ A BOOK INSTEAD
I made an iPhone wallpaper for you.
moleskinelovers:

Pangolin doodes! :D
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